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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

Things you don't want to during surgery:

1. "Oops."
2. "Rats, I my glasses again."
3. "Dang it, not again."
4. "Hey that back!! Bad dog. A human bone is no toy for a dog!"
5. "Someone call the janitor, we have a BIG mess again."
6. ", I can't my arm out of her back. going to have to it off."
7. "And now we place the ape's brain in the subject's body."
8. "That's cool! Can you his leg twitch?
9. "What? They're missing that too? Oh well, I guess we'll have to try how to remember how to surgery."
10. "What you he wasn't in for a sex change?"
11. "Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
12. "Ya , there's big money in kidneys. Shoot- the guy's two of 'em."
13. "Could you stop that thing from thumping, it's throwing my concentration off."
14. "You what he in for? Oh well, let's surprise him."
15. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
16. "Wait a minute. If this is his spleen, then what's that?"
17. "Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie."
18. "Um, is this thing supposed to moving? Cause I it's about to choke the patient."

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