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Medical Jokes: So you want to be a doctor? (Teacher: Michael)
First-year students at Med
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receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
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with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to
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2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not
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disgusted by anything involving the human body."
As an example, the Professor pulled
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the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
Go ahead and
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the same thing," he
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his students.
The students freaked
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, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
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turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor
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at them and
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them: "The
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most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."
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