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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them
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crying, tears
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pouring
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his
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The other guy
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, " Why
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you crying?"
The first one replied, " I
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here for blood test."
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one
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, "So? Why
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you crying?
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The first guy replied, "No. Not that. During the blood test they
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my finger."
Hearing this, the
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one started crying.
The first one
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astonished and
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the other, "Why
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Then the
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guy replied, "I
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for a urine test."
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