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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed
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accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He
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worried for a
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, but there
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no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he
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in the doctor's office, the
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followed his instructions, undressed and bent over. The first thing the proctologist
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when he
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the man's butt
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that glass eye staring
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at him!
"You
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,"
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the doctor, "you really
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to learn to trust me."
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