Two old men were sitting on the porch of their nursing home. One looks to the other and asks, "Do you think they have baseball in heaven?"
"They probably do," responds the second old man.
A few days later one of the old men died and went to heaven. Several days later, the other old man was sitting on the porch of the nursing home when his dead friend suddenly appeared.
"I have good news for you and bad news for you." the dead man said to his friend. "The good news is that they have baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow night!!!"
Many articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.