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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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sitting on the porch of their nursing home. One looks to the other and asks, "
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baseball in heaven?"
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A few days later one of the old men died and
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to heaven. Several days later, the other old
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sitting on the porch of the nursing home when his dead friend suddenly appeared.
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good news for you and bad news for you." the dead
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to his friend. "The good news is that they
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baseball in heaven. The bad news is that you're pitching tomorrow night!!!"
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