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Medical Jokes: So you want to be a doctor? (Teacher: Michael)
First-year students at Med School
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receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not
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disgusted by anything involving the human body."
As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
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his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and
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his finger in his mouth.
Go ahead and
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the same thing," he
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his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
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turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
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them: "The second most important quality is observation. I
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in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now,
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to
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attention."
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