Medical Jokes

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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

A man who had in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it he might released. The psychiatrist that the institution decided it better to proceed with caution, and to interview him first.

" me," the doctor, "if we release you, as we are considering, what you plan to with your life?"

The inmate , "It would wonderful to back to real life, and if I , I will certainly refrain from making my former . I a nuclear physicist, you , and it the stress of my work in weapons research that helped to me here. If I am released, I shall limit myself to work in pure theory, where I believe the situation will less difficult and stressful."

"Wonderful," the psychiatrist.

"Or else," continued the patient, "I might . There is something to for dedicating your life to expanding the knowledge of young people."

"Definitely," the psychiatrist.

"Then again, I might . There is always a need for books on science, or I may even a novel based on my experiences in the psychiatric instutition."

"Another interesting possibility," agreed the doctor.

"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to a teakettle.

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