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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization,
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rich old man was told he had only 24 hours to live. He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his room. He asked
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doctor to stand by one side of his bed and his lawyer to stand by
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other. After standing for some time,
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doctor asked "What do you want me to do?"
"Nothing. Just stand there."
A while later,
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lawyer asked "What do you want me to do?"
"Nothing. Just stand there."
As
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hours wore on,
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doctor and
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lawyer watched
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man weaken. When his time had almost arrived,
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doctor and
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lawyer again asked "Why are we standing here?"
"Well," said
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old man, "Christ died between two thieves, so I thought I'd do
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