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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and
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been
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and
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been
always silent. As a
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of fact I've farted at least 10
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farting because they
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smell and
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been
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been
me next week."
The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she
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been
on your hearing."
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