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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've
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The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
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