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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
An elderly
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complains to his wife about feeling a little worse for wear and after a lot of persuasion agrees to
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and
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a doctor. The doctor checks him
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and asks the
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to return a few days later for the results.
The doctor turns to the patient and
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, "I
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some good news and some bad news for you. The bad news is that you
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terminal cancer, polio and
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tested HIV+. But the good news is you also
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Alzheimers disease so in about 10 seconds you'll
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completely forgotten about it."
"Ooh good"
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the patient. "What
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the bad news then?"
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