Medical Jokes

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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

A decides to the opportunity his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they .

When they to the doctor's, the lifts his wife's coat to their predicament. The asks, "Doctor, you ever anything this before?"
", yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed that."

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