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Medical Jokes: So you want to be a doctor? (Teacher: Michael)
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with
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real dead human body. They all gathered around
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surgery table with
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body covered with
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white sheet.
The professor started
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class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as
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doctor:
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first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving
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human body."
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example,
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Professor pulled back
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sheet, stuck his finger in
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butt of
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corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
Go ahead and do
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same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking
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finger in
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butt of
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dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished,
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Professor looked at them and told them: "
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second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."
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