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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A cute little old lady goes to
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doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As
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matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week
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lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
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heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, they stink terribly."
"Good,"
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doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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