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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped arm in plastic bag and took Jim to surgeon.

The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Jim is down at pub." Joe went to pub and there was Jim, throwing darts.

A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg off. Joe put leg in plastic bag and took it and Jim back to surgeon.

The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Joe left and when he came back in 6 hours surgeon said "I finished early, Jim's down at soccer field." Joe went down to soccer field and there was Jim, kicking goals.

A few weeks later, Jim had terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe put head in plastic bag and took it and rest of Jim to surgeon.

The surgeon looked at situation and said "Gosh, heads are really tough. Come back on 12 hours."

So Joe left and when he returned in twelve hours surgeon said regretfully "I'm sorry, Jim died."

Joe said "I understand - heads are tough."

The surgeon said, "Oh no! surgery went fine! Jim suffocated in that plastic bag."

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