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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night
the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells
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I getting in or
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of the bath?"
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the stairs and pauses. Then, she yells, "
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The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen
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having tea, listening to
her sisters. She shakes her
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, "I sure hope I never
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that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "
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both of you as soon as I
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who's at the door."
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