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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in
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the
a
that
house together. One night
the 96-year-old draws
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the
a
that
bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down
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the
a
that
stairs, "Was I getting in or out of
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the
a
that
bath?"
The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up
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the
a
that
stairs and pauses. Then, she yells, "Was I going up
the stairs or down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at
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a
that
kitchen table having tea, listening to
her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get
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the
a
that
forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at
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the
a
that
door."
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