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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
Joe and Jim were out cutting wood, and Jim cut his arm off. Joe wrapped
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arm in
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plastic bag and took Jim to
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surgeon.
The surgeon said "You're in luck! I'm
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expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in 5 hours." So Joe left and when he returned in 5 hours
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surgeon said "I got done quicker than I expected. Jim is down at
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pub." Joe went to
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pub and there was Jim, throwing darts.
A few weeks later, Joe and Jim were cutting wood again, and Jim cut his leg off. Joe put
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leg in
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plastic bag and took it and Jim back to
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surgeon.
The surgeon said "No problem, but legs are
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little tougher. Come back in 8 hours." Joe left and when he came back in 6 hours
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surgeon said "I finished early, Jim's down at
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soccer field." Joe went down to
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soccer field and there was Jim, kicking goals.
A few weeks later, Jim had
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terrible accident and cut his head off. Joe put
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head in
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plastic bag and took it and
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rest of Jim to
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surgeon.
The surgeon looked at
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situation and said "Gosh, heads are really tough. Come back on 12 hours."
So Joe left and when he returned in twelve hours
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surgeon said regretfully "I'm sorry, Jim died."
Joe said "I understand - heads are tough."
The surgeon said, "Oh no!
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surgery went fine! Jim suffocated in that plastic bag."
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