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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He
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in the doctor's office, the man followed his instructions, undressed and bent over. The first thing the proctologist
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when he looked up the man's butt
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that glass eye staring right back at him!
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the doctor, "you really have to
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