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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
An elderly man complains to his wife about feeling
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little worse for wear and after
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lot of persuasion agrees to go and see
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doctor.
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doctor checks him out and asks
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man to return
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few days later for
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results.
The doctor turns to
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patient and says, "I have some good news and some bad news for you.
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bad news is that you have terminal cancer, polio and have tested HIV+. But
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good news is you also have Alzheimers disease so in about 10 seconds you'll have completely forgotten about it."
"Ooh good" said
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patient. "What was
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bad news then?"
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