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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
sought medical aid because he
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
popped
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
and a ringing in his ears. A doctor
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
him over andsuggested removal of his tonsils. The operation resulted in no improvement, so the patient consulted another doctor who suggested removal of his teeth. The teeth
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
pulled, but
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
, his
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
popping and his ears
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
rang.
A third doctor
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
him bluntly, "You
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
6 months to live."
In that event, the doomed
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
decided he'd treat himself in the remaining time he
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
here on Earth. He bought a nice, new car, hired a chauffeur, and
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
the best tailor in town
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
him 30 new suits. Then he decided that
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
his shirts
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
made-to-order.
"Okay,"
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
the shirtmaker, "let's
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
your measurement. Hmm….34 sleeve, 16 collar…"
"Fifteen," the
Select
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looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
interrupted.
"Sixteen collar," the shirtmaker repeated, measuring again.
"But I've always worn a 15 collar,"
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
the
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
.
"Listen," the shirtmaker
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
, "
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
warning you. You
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
on wearing a 15 collar, and your
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
pop andyour ears
Select
told
even
looked
said
will
keep
kept
eyes
I'm
would
were
be
still
get
man
have
had
make
ring."
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