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Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a house together. One night
the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then, she yells, "Was I going up
the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to
her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

Teacher: Michael
Many articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.


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