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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A guy walks into an ear doctor's office, "Doc I can't hear a thing
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my otoscope and
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He gets his ear
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and looks in the guy's ear and then somewhat bewildered and scratching his
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"SUPPOSITORY!" exclaimed the
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where my hearing aid is."
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