Medical Jokes

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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

A who in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the where it thought he released. The psychiatrist that ran the institution decided it to proceed with caution, and chose to interview him first.

" me," the doctor, "if we release you, as we considering, what you plan to with your life?"

The inmate , "It wonderful to to real life, and if I , I certainly refrain from my former mistake. I a nuclear physicist, you , and it the stress of my in weapons research that helped to me here. If I released, I limit myself to in pure theory, where I believe the situation less difficult and stressful."

"Wonderful," the psychiatrist.

"Or else," continued the patient, "I teach. There is something to for dedicating your life to expanding the knowledge of young ."

"Definitely," the psychiatrist.

"Then again, I write. There is always a for books on science, or I write a novel based on my experiences in the psychiatric instutition."

"Another interesting possibility," agreed the doctor.

"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I always continue to a teakettle.

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