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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A man sought medical aid because he had popped eyes and
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ringing in his ears.
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doctor looked him over andsuggested removal of his tonsils.
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operation resulted in no improvement, so
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patient consulted another doctor who suggested removal of his teeth.
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teeth were pulled, but still, his eyes kept popping and his ears still rang.
A third doctor told him bluntly, "You have 6 months to live."
In
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event,
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doomed man decided he'd treat himself in
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remaining time he had here on Earth. He bought
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nice, new car, hired
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chauffeur, and had
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best tailor in town make him 30 new suits. Then he decided
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even his shirts would be made-to-order.
"Okay," said
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shirtmaker, "let's get your measurement. Hmm….34 sleeve, 16 collar…"
"Fifteen,"
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man interrupted.
"Sixteen collar,"
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shirtmaker repeated, measuring again.
"But I've always worn
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15 collar," said
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"Listen,"
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shirtmaker said, "I'm warning you. You keep on wearing
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15 collar, and your eyes will pop andyour ears will ring."
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