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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A construction worker goes to the doctor and
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, "Doc,
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constipated."
The doctor examines him for a minute and then
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, "Lean over the
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The construction worker leans over the
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, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat, and then sends him into the bathroom.
He comes
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a few minutes later and
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, "Doc, I
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great. What
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I
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The doctor
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, "Stop wiping with cement bags.
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