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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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some good news and some bad news. Which
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Patient:
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me the bad news first.
Doctor:
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, we accidentally amputated the wrong leg.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: It turns
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that your other leg
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amputated at all
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