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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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only 24 hours to live. He immediately called his doctor and his lawyer to his
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the doctor to stand by one
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of his bed and his lawyer to stand by the other. After standing for some time, the doctor
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"Nothing. Just stand there."
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"Nothing. Just stand there."
As the hours wore on, the doctor and the lawyer watched the
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weaken. When his time
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almost arrived, the doctor and the lawyer again
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