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Medical Joke (Teacher: Michael)
Four surgeons
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
taking a coffee break and discussing their
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
.
The first surgeon
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
, "I
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
that accountants
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said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
the easiest to operate on. You
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said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
them
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
and everything inside is numbered."
The
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
surgeon
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said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
, "I
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
that librarians
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said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
the easiest to operate on. You
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
them
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
and everything is in alphabetical
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
."
The third surgeon
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
, "I
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
that electricians
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said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
the easiest to operate on. You
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
them
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
and everything is color coded."
The fourth surgeon
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
, "I
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
that lawyers
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said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
the easiest to operate on. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass
Select
said
are
up
think
order
second
work
were
open
interchangeable."
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