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Medical Joke (Teacher: Michael)
Four surgeons
Select
said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
taking a coffee break and discussing their
Select
said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
.
The first surgeon
Select
said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
, "I
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
that accountants
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
the easiest to operate on. You
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
them
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
and everything inside is numbered."
The
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
surgeon
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
, "I
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
that librarians
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
the easiest to operate on. You
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
them
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
and everything is in alphabetical
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
."
The third surgeon
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
, "I
Select
said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
that electricians
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
the easiest to operate on. You
Select
said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
them
Select
said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
and everything is color coded."
The fourth surgeon
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
, "I
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
that lawyers
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
the easiest to operate on. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass
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said
second
up
were
order
think
are
open
work
interchangeable."
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