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A woman went to the doctor asking for bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having an implant or wearing a special bra. The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates."
Of course, the woman chose the bra.

The next day she went to a bar to try the new bra out. She saw an attractive man sitting at the bar.
Flapping her arms, she strolled over to flirt with the man and he started flapping his legs.
"I see we have the same doctor," said the man.

Teacher: Michael
Many articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.


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