A guy walks into an ear doctor's office, "Doc I can't hear a thing out of my right ear." The doctor says, "Let me get my otoscope and have a look."
He gets his ear light and looks in the guy's ear and then somewhat bewildered and scratching his head says, "Man! You have a suppository in your ear."
"SUPPOSITORY!" exclaimed the man.
"Thank God, now I know where my hearing aid is."
Many articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.