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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
A man who had been in
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mental institution for some years finally improved to
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point where it was thought he might be released.
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psychiatrist that ran
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institution decided it was better to proceed with caution, and chose to interview him first.
"Tell me," said
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doctor, "if we release you, as we are considering, what do you plan to do with your life?"
The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life, and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was
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nuclear physicist, you see, and it was
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stress of my work in weapons research that helped to put me here. If I am released, I shall limit myself to work in pure theory, where I believe
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situation will be less difficult and stressful."
"Wonderful," said
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psychiatrist.
"Or else," continued
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patient, "I might teach. There is something to be said for dedicating your life to expanding
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knowledge of young people."
"Definitely," said
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psychiatrist.
"Then again, I might write. There is always
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need for books on science, or I may even write
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novel based on my experiences in
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psychiatric instutition."
"Another interesting possibility," agreed
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"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be
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teakettle.
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