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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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worried for a
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, but there
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no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
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in the doctor's office, the
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followed his instructions, undressed and bent over. The first thing the proctologist
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the man's butt
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that glass eye staring
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at him!
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to learn to trust me."
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