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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
1. "Oops."
2. "Rats, I forgot my glasses again."
3. "Dang it, not again."
4. "Hey bring
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back!! Bad dog.
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human bone is no toy for
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dog!"
5. "Someone call
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janitor, we have
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BIG mess again."
6. "Shoot, I can't get my arm out of her back. Were going to have to cut it off."
7. "And now we place
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ape's brain in
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subject's body."
8. "That's cool! Can you make his leg twitch?
9. "What? They're missing
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too? Oh well, I guess we'll have to try how to remember how to do surgery."
10. "What do you mean he wasn't in for
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sex change?"
11. "Oops. Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of
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stuff before?"
12. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Shoot-
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guy's got two of 'em."
13. "Could you stop
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thing from thumping, it's throwing my concentration off."
14. "You forgot what he was in for? Oh well, let's surprise him."
15. "Accept
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sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."
16. "Wait
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minute. If
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is his spleen, then what's
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?"
17. "Hand me
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...uh...
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uh....thingie."
18. "Um, is
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thing supposed to be moving? Cause I think it's about to choke
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patient."
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