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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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this guy in the hospital that
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scheduled for surgery. On the morning of his operation he starts yelling that he wants coffee. The nurse comes in and asks him to
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quiet, as he is disturbing the other patients.
"But I've had coffee every morning for forty years and I want a cup of coffee NOW!" he screamed.
The nurse quickly and silently counts to ten and replies, "Now sir, you realize that you are due to
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into surgery in an hour and you can't have anything on your stomach. Couldn't you
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without coffee just this once?"
The guy starts to rant even more and the doctor comes in to
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what is the matter with the patient. The nurse explains the situation to him and the doctor turns to the belligerent man in bed before him, "You
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that you can't have anything in your stomach before surgery, don't you?"
"I don't care. I. Want. Some. Coffee!!!!"
The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Very well. I'll
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you what; the only way we can
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you any coffee is through an enema. Would that
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you happy?"
The guy pauses and replies, "Well, if that's the only way I can
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any coffee around here..."
So the doctor tells the nurse to
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the guy a coffee enema to
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him quiet. The nurse returns with an enema bag and a fresh pot of hot coffee.
She pours it into the bag, greases up the applicator and sticks it up the guy's ass. "Ah, hot coffee!" the guy says with a satisfied tone.
All of a sudden he starts into bitching and complaining again. "What's the matter this time?!" the exasperated nurse yells out. "It's too sweet!" the guy replies.
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