Medical Jokes

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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

NURSING HOME
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush to catch her and straighten her . Again she seems OK, but after a she starts to tilt to the other . The nurses rush and once more bring her upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? they treating you all ?" they ask. " pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't you fart."

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