Medical Jokes

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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

Joe and Jim cutting wood, and Jim his arm off. Joe wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and Jim to a surgeon.

The surgeon "You're in luck! an expert at reattaching limbs! in 5 hours." So Joe and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon "I quicker than I expected. Jim is at the pub." Joe to the pub and there Jim, throwing darts.

A few weeks later, Joe and Jim cutting wood again, and Jim his leg off. Joe the leg in a plastic bag and it and Jim to the surgeon.

The surgeon "No problem, but legs a little tougher. in 8 hours." Joe and when he in 6 hours the surgeon "I finished early, Jim's at the soccer field." Joe to the soccer field and there Jim, kicking goals.

A few weeks later, Jim a terrible accident and his off. Joe the in a plastic bag and it and the rest of Jim to the surgeon.

The surgeon at the situation and "Gosh, heads really tough. on 12 hours."

So Joe and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon regretfully " sorry, Jim died."

Joe "I understand - heads tough."

The surgeon , "Oh no! The surgery fine! Jim suffocated in that plastic bag."

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