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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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guy in
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hospital
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was scheduled for surgery. On
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morning of his operation he starts yelling
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he wants coffee.
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nurse comes in and asks him to be quiet, as he is disturbing
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other patients.
"But I've had coffee every morning for forty years and I want
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cup of coffee NOW!" he screamed.
The nurse quickly and silently counts to ten and replies, "Now sir, you realize
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you are due to go into surgery in
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hour and you can't have anything on your stomach. Couldn't you do without coffee just
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once?"
The guy starts to rant even more and
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doctor comes in to see what is
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matter with
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patient.
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nurse explains
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situation to him and
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doctor turns to
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belligerent man in bed before him, "You understand
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you can't have anything in your stomach before surgery, don't you?"
"I don't care. I. Want. Some. Coffee!!!!"
The doctor thinks for
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minute and says, "Very well. I'll tell you what;
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only way we can give you any coffee is through
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enema. Would
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make you happy?"
The guy pauses and replies, "Well, if that's
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only way I can get any coffee around here..."
So
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doctor tells
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nurse to give
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guy
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coffee enema to keep him quiet.
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nurse returns with
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enema bag and
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fresh pot of hot coffee.
She pours it into
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bag, greases up
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applicator and sticks it up
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guy's ass. "Ah, hot coffee!"
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guy says with
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satisfied tone.
All of
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sudden he starts into bitching and complaining again. "What's
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matter
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time?!"
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exasperated nurse yells out. "It's too sweet!"
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