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Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)
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his doctor if he thought he'd live to
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a hundred.
The doctor
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you smoke or drink?"
"No," he replied, "I've never
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you gamble, drive fast motorcycles, or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor.
"No, I've never
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any of those things either."
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then,"
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the doctor, "what
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you
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to live to
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a hundred for?"
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