Medical Jokes

We have mixed up all the irregular verbs in the text below, try and find the correct place for each one..

Medical Jokes (Teacher: Michael)

Joe and Jim out cutting wood, and Jim his arm off. Joe wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and Jim to a surgeon.

The surgeon "You're in luck! I'm an expert at reattaching limbs! back in 5 hours." So Joe and when he returned in 5 hours the surgeon "I quicker than I expected. Jim is down at the pub." Joe to the pub and there Jim, throwing darts.

A few weeks later, Joe and Jim cutting wood again, and Jim his leg off. Joe the leg in a plastic bag and it and Jim back to the surgeon.

The surgeon "No problem, but legs are a little tougher. back in 8 hours." Joe and when he back in 6 hours the surgeon "I finished early, Jim's down at the soccer field." Joe down to the soccer field and there Jim, kicking goals.

A few weeks later, Jim had a terrible accident and his head off. Joe the head in a plastic bag and it and the rest of Jim to the surgeon.

The surgeon looked at the situation and "Gosh, heads are really tough. back on 12 hours."

So Joe and when he returned in twelve hours the surgeon regretfully "I'm sorry, Jim died."

Joe "I - heads are tough."

The surgeon , "Oh no! The surgery fine! Jim suffocated in that plastic bag."

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