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Medical Jokes: So you want to be a doctor? (Teacher: Michael)

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with real dead human body. They all gathered around surgery table with body covered with white sheet.

The professor started class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as doctor: first is you not be disgusted by anything involving human body."

As example, Professor pulled back sheet, stuck his finger in butt of corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

Go ahead and do same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking finger in butt of dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, Professor looked at them and told them: " second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

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