Medical Jokes: So you want to be a doctor?

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Medical Jokes: So you want to be a doctor? (Teacher: Michael)

First-year students at Med receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not disgusted by anything involving the human body."

As an example, the Professor pulled the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

Go ahead and the same thing," he his students.

The students freaked , hesitated for several minutes, but eventually turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor at them and them: "The most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

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