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A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, they stink terribly."

"Good," the doctor said. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

Teacher: Michael
Many articles taken from 'A word with the doctor', by Dr. John Windsor.


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